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Wednesday, May 16, 2007
See, Fleming, this is how rumors get started. I misread your headline and immediately send a mass e-mail out to my address book with the breaking news that the purple Teletubby passed away. Snopes, here we come!
When I think of Jerry Falwell I think of the bumper stick The Moral Mojority is Niether.
Yep. The Tubbies will be able to live freely in their asexuality in that ever-so-realistic Teletubby Land. Hopefully nobody will harass the poor things anymore. I'll go ahead and add one of my fave Falwell quotes here:“I listen to feminists and all these radical gals… These women just need a man in the house. That’s all they need. Most of the feminists need a man to tell them what time of day it is and to lead them home. And they blew it and they’re mad at all men. Feminists hate men. They’re sexist. They hate men; that’s their problem."--Jerry FalwellYeah. I'm ready for all you guys on here to tell me how you think this may be the one idea that Falwell was right about. Hahahahahaha!
Good riddance. I'm not normally the sort of person who dances on a man's grave, but with Falwell's death you can add a tick mark into the "W" column in the battle for separtation of church and state.
Liz said it best: "R.I.P. Jerry Falwell. You died just as you lived - of heart failure. I hope your afterlife is filled with musical theatre, actor-waiters, Lifetime Movie Network and New York Sports Club steam rooms."
I cracked up when I read that in Liz's blog. And her title was "Falwell That End's Well." Now that's funny.
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