Fun with Anagrams

I like anagrams. I decided to rearrange a few names. Let's see what we can come up with here.

Michael Jackson --> Clean His Am Jock
Susan Stealey --> A Sly US Senate
Paris Hilton --> A Hip Nostril (ridiculous but funny for some reason)
Bob Hope --> Be Bop Ho (now this is just silly)
Kevin Federline --> I Never Ef'n Liked
Dolly Parton --> Lard-Only Top
Jason Hooper --> Jar Oh-So Open
Bryan Stealey --> Be Nasty Early

And last but so, so far from least ...

Dru Sigmon --> I'm On Drugs