Reversing the Numbness

Monday, August 20, 2007

Toilet Humor

I guess our minds were in the gutter the other night when the DM and I came up with our two latest ideas.

First is a chain of restaurants called Fartagain's Irish Pub and Beanery. I really don't think this needs much embellishment.

Next is an idea that we were sure had been thought of before: Glade Butt Plug-Ins. Again, I think the purpose of these is pretty clear. Turns out it wasn't an original idea, and here's the proof. (Turn the volume down if there are kids around; swear-word alert.)

8 comments:

The Dalai Mama said...

Sleek: Thanks for sparing me the embarrassment by not explaining how these two genius ideas came about. :)

I swear the Fartagains Irish pub would be wildly successful if it were to actually exist.

Oh, and I'm sure the RTN readers would be shocked, think we are absolutley insane, and quickly disown us if they knew some of the crazy shit we say and do when it's just the two of us alone.

Mom! Toilets blogged! said...

I don't want to bother you two while brain storming, but we have a place here in town that serves what we call "Fart Salad"
Every time (and I have paid close attention,) we have the salad and later I can blow the covers off the bed.
Now I know Josh will say a glass of water will do the same thing to my delicate constitution but he ain't seen the "Fart Salad" in action.
If I only had a video camera.....
Mom

spooge said...

This is a perfect example of one instance in comedy where cursing isn't necessary...as long as the entire skit is centered around a fart joke. :)

SleekPelt said...

dm: Nonsense. We're perfectly respectable, mature adults at all times. Cough.

mom: Ha! Now that's funny. DM, add the fart salad to our list of possible menu items. Mom, we'll need you to order one to go, pack it with dry ice, and send it via same-day courier so we can properly analyze it.

spooge: Indeed.

The Dalai Mama said...

toilets: There was definitely some storming going on, but I'm not sure it was the brain type!

spooge: I thought the same exact thing.

josh williams said...

There are few things that have brought more joy to the world than the simple fart. Long live the fart. I ♥ Farting

Raoul Duke said...

now in extra stength..so powerful it can even handle a shart.

getto said...

I laughed so hard... I fahted!