Reversing the Numbness

Saturday, April 28, 2007

TV's Next Big Thing

While The Dalai Mama was watching Celebrity Fat Club the other day, she came up with a great idea for a spin-off: Celebrity Fart Tub. Now there's a reality show I might actually watch.

10 comments:

josh williams said...

Well I have some inside scoop, that toilets can share...Ask toilets or better yet his wife about the smoothy sold as Costco or Walmart among other venues about the virtues of Blue Goodness...

SleekPelt said...

josh: Well bring Toilets or Mrs. Toilets on over and they can tell me all about it.

josh williams said...

sleek: Toilets will sing its praise's Mrs Toilets may have a differant story.

The Dalai Mama said...

Sleek: The original show is called Celebrity Fit Club, but I think I like Celebrity Fat Club better! Hahahahahaha! Even though almost none of the celebrities on there this season are what I would call fat.

SleekPelt said...

josh: Isn't that always the way?

dm: An innocent mistake!

Mom! Toilets blogged! said...

Thanks Josh for leaving the expert advice to an expert, me.
The Blue Goodness, found in the refrigerator section of the produce department of Wal Mart is a real treat. It is powerful stuff and I can blow the sheets off the bed!
It is great entertainment for only a few dollars, so buy a jug and make your own Fart Club.
Mom
Mrs. Mom has banned it in our home, I have to sit behind the liquor store and drink it now.

The Dalai Mama said...

Mom: You'll be one of the first contestants on Celebrity Fart Tub. If I ever see Blue Goddess, (and I may go looking for it) I'm getting some for sure! Sounds like a blast! (Pun intended)

Zee said...

I wonder where I can score some Blue Goddess up here (no alcohol in Wal Mart, 7-11, or anyplace like that).

Mom! Toilets blogged! said...

Zee
Blue Goodness has no alcohol in it, but that's a great idea!
It's a health food drink, full of vitamins and goodness.
Mom

Zee said...

Health food!! Here I was thinkin' it was some fancy version of T-Bird or Wild Irish Rose!! I am alergic to healthy things.