Reversing the Numbness

Friday, April 13, 2007

Choose Your Misadventure

Remember those little Choose Your Own Adventure books from back in the day? Turns out they're still making them, and they've sold more than 250 million copies. Thats a serious business right there!

Well, I've decided to make my own little related feature here on Reversing the Numbness. We'll call this Choose Your Misadventures. So read the beginning of the story below and see where your misadventure takes you. Think you can make it out alive? Have fun trying! If you don't like the way your first adventure turns out, try again.


You wake up in an empty room. You have no idea where you are or who you are. There's a door, a shiny red button, a burlap sack with something in it, and a popcorn ball in the room, but nothing else. What do you do?

Walk out the door

Push the shiny red button
Look in the sack
Eat the popcorn ball


The Dalai Mama said...

Ohhhhhh! That is so cool. I love it even though I died almost instantly on my first two (mis)adventures. Then the kicking the baby thing was a little tough to handle. You know, being a Mama and all.

josh williams said...

Twice I died but the third time I survived by vomiting in Beef Stew...I like this game, I guess because I only got kilt twice.

Mom! Toilets blogged! said...

Ahhh, this one is simple. As the alcohol drains from my brein.

I went to the movies last night.
I picked up an ugly girl and went to her apartment, the stinking litter box clues me that.

Pop corn ball from movies.
Burlap bag means I had to put one over her head.
Inflamed shiny red button means we had fun.

Sherlock Mom

SleekPelt said...

dm: I'm surprised you'd kick a baby like that, for sure.

josh: How did you die? I highly suggest playing fetch with the dog and wiping the blood from your eyes on your shirt.

mom: Ha! --you've figured it out!

josh williams said...

That ugly popeye lady got me and it was over when the china lady sing.