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Brilliant!
she also said to stay out as late as you want, have sex with anyone of your choosing, and breakfast will be waiting for you whenever you decide to come home. and...she loves you.
something tells me Wu Tang and Jay-Z are not on that bar's jukebox.
Advertising is all about knowing your target audience. Oh, and Skynard.
Liquor up front, poker in the rear.
Poker her, I hardly know her.
Ha! Reminds of a little redneck bar in South Jersey with a sign out front years (to this day) that reads: Bad Food, Warm Beer.
I love this. I might make it into a T-shirt.
Be careful in there Sleekpelt.Enjoy, but don't leave your beer unattended mate.
josh: That's what I said!spooge: If you put that on a sign, you better order more beer.raoul: Keen observation.edward: Yeah, they're definitely on the jukebox.anonymous & edward: I'm glad to see some comments in line with the spirit of the sign.zee: I've found that there are rednecks wherever you go.melissa: I'm a size L.winters: Priceless advice, mate. I'll chug to eliminate the possibility of foul play.
bikers+rednecks+Budweiser/wife=domestic violence.
Brilliant!
ReplyDeleteshe also said to stay out as late as you want, have sex with anyone of your choosing, and breakfast will be waiting for you whenever you decide to come home. and...she loves you.
ReplyDeletesomething tells me Wu Tang and Jay-Z are not on that bar's jukebox.
ReplyDeleteAdvertising is all about knowing your target audience. Oh, and Skynard.
ReplyDeleteLiquor up front, poker in the rear.
ReplyDeletePoker her, I hardly know her.
ReplyDeleteHa! Reminds of a little redneck bar in South Jersey with a sign out front years (to this day) that reads: Bad Food, Warm Beer.
ReplyDeleteI love this. I might make it into a T-shirt.
ReplyDeleteBe careful in there Sleekpelt.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy, but don't leave your beer unattended mate.
josh: That's what I said!
ReplyDeletespooge: If you put that on a sign, you better order more beer.
raoul: Keen observation.
edward: Yeah, they're definitely on the jukebox.
anonymous & edward: I'm glad to see some comments in line with the spirit of the sign.
zee: I've found that there are rednecks wherever you go.
melissa: I'm a size L.
winters: Priceless advice, mate. I'll chug to eliminate the possibility of foul play.
bikers+rednecks+Budweiser/wife=domestic violence.
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